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LimeyDawg wrote: I had this bed that I stubbed my toe on every single morning as I fumbled for the bathroom. Every morning. Hurt like hell. Each time I did it I said to myself, "There's no way that's happening tomorrow. Tomorrow is going to be perfect and my toe won't be bruised." Guess what? Just got a new bed and, lo and behold, haven't stubbed my toe one time. Not once. Thought to myself as I was making the bed this morning "Man, this is just like winning the national championship. Yessir, I'm on my way now."
Right after that, I turned around and caught the corner of the bed on my thigh and now I have a bruise the size of a half dollar and a limp.
Just saying.
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