Is it September yet? I'm feeling a little light headed. I need football. I think I'm in a waking-nightmare - I dreamed someone said there will be no pro football this year . . . isn't that silly? . . . "what the wooorrld needs now, is football, sweet football . . . it's the only thing - that there's just too little of".
Someone please help me make it through this horror show called the "off season".