The Odds

The problem with invading Vegas is that eventually, they get all of your money. Especially if you're a UNLV basketball booseter!!!!!!!

Sigh...I guess late '80s Runnin' Rebel references aren't as funny now as they were when Tark the Shark was biting his towel.

I believe the real key to invading Vegas is make sure it is late and the NBA All-Star game or a boxing event is not in town. If it is late staffing may be lower and if those events are not in town then the gun toting civilian quotient should be lower.

Of course there will be collateral damage, but the integrity of my mother and the moms of everyone here is worth it.

We need Col. Jack D Ripper or General Turgidson from Dr. Strangelove right now.