My grandaddy was riding with my brother 50 years ago and told him he had to pee. They were in the middle of a nice neighborhood in Valdosta. My brother said "grandaddy, we'll be at the house in 5 minutes". Didn't work.....my grandaddy said, quote,........"son.....when you gottta go....you gotta go".
(he pulled over and took care of his business......didn't get arrested either)
aaaaah.....great memories, huh?