NC_Dawg wrote:
An ode to the Pokes........
4 good players and a mascot named Pete
Only 60,000 our stadium seats
Score we do against teams with no D
but sad when all the good teams score more than we
Our coach is a man, he is no boy
We hope you forget that we lost to Troy
BCS game, we have never been in
Our conference, we never win
Texas beats us yearly, like a bad little child
Texas Tech scored more, than the guy from Girls Gone Wild
Our AD hired a guy from Baylor to lead our crooners
yet, still, our asses are owned by the Sooners
On Saturdays we lose and I am without a date
On Sundays I stay home and to Dez I masterbate
NC_DAWG, I just about peed my pants when I read your \"ode to the pokes\"!! It was the GEARTEST!!