Well, I'm a little late to this conversation and see that there isn't much more that I can add in rebuttle...However, welcome Hefley. I appreciate your enthusiasm and as you've undoubtedly read, our enthusiasm is equal to the task. Nothing I like more than some good, old fashion smack talk...
Since I've nothing more to add, I've decided to post a little poem I discovered this morning. Tipping my hat to the author, Cracker, from the Rant, I give you......
An ode to the Pokes........
4 good players and a mascot named Pete
Only 60,000 our stadium seats
Score we do against teams with no D
but sad when all the good teams score more than we
Our coach is a man, he is no boy
We hope you forget that we lost to Troy
BCS game, we have never been in
Our conference, we never win
Texas beats us yearly, like a bad little child
Texas Tech scored more, than the guy from Girls Gone Wild
Our AD hired a guy from Baylor to lead our crooners
yet, still, our asses are owned by the Sooners
On Saturdays we lose and I am without a date
On Sundays I stay home and to Dez I masterbate
GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." - Bluto