ULM. Georgia 45-3. Chubb runs for 299 in the first half and sits the second. Calls for CMRs head come loud and fast as some decry his inability to produce a 300-yard rusher as evidence of his lack of a mean-enough streak to win it all. ULM scores 3 points and effigies of CJP are burned on Broad street.
Vandy. Georgia 38-0.Prior to the game, CMR saves a busload of 6 year-olds. Chubb, Marshall and Michel all run for 100+. Brice Ramsey passes for 400 yards and the Commodores are held to 150 yards of Total Offense. 70 of those yards come when the Commodores intercept Ramsey in their end zone and return it 70 yards. Fans call for CMR to be fired for his inability to produce a QB who does not throw interceptions. BR's car is teepeed overnight.
SCar. Georgia 35-10. Georgia comes out banging and never looks back. Chubb gets dinged, but only after rushing for 200. Marshall gets another ton and all of SCars points come in trash time. Fans call for CMRs head for allowing 10 points during trash time and for getting Chubb dinged up.
Southern: Georgia 49-0. After a 0-0 first quarter score, Georgia sets the score board on fire, racking up 600 yards of offense. Marshall and Mitchell get a ton a piece as Chubb sits. 350 yards of passing also help. Fans call for CMR's firing because Chubb sat a game and the team's lack of first quarter production.
Alabama: Georgia 27-24. Chubb gets 200 and a gutsy performance by the defense saves the day as the Dawgs get revenge. Calls for CMRs head are diminished after the performance due to CMR being seen as uttering the "F" word after Bama ties it up in the 4th.
Tennessee: Dawgs 28-3. Tennessee falls apart after the Dawgs score 2 quick TDs in the first and take a lead they never relinquish. Sony Michel reinjures his shoulder, but Chubb gets another 200. Fans call for CMR's head after he is not seen uttering the "F" word on TV. Fans leave a burning bag of dog poop on CJPs door step after his team allows 250 yards of offense.
Missouri Tigers: Dawgs 38-0. In the matchup of the season for the SEC East, the Tigers and Dawgs meet in a showdown that likely determines the winner. Nick Chubb gets 200 in the first half and the Dawgs blow out the overmatched Tigers in a performance that sees CJPs defense pick the Tigers 4 times. Fans call for CMR's firing because a potential fifth pick was dropped. They cite this as evidence of a team that is out of control under his leadership.
Florida: Dawgs 28-10. Georgia goes down 10 points after a sloppy first quarter, but rebound on the backs of Chubb and Marshall, who each pick up a ton plus and and a score each. The passing game also shows up to add two more scores. Fans call for the firing of CMR after he sits Chubb and Marshall in the 4th, citing his lack of fire to score more on the gators as evidence of his inability to coach.
Kentucky. Dawgs 42-0. Cubb finally hits 300 plus and the Dawgs get another 600 plus yards, but fans call for the firing of CMR due to him taking his foot off in the 3rd and not running up the score "like a real coach would."
Auburn: Dawgs 24-17. It's a typical DSOR game, and a battle in the trenches as Nick Chubb is held to 120. However, the defense steps up and shuts down AllBarn in the second half. Schotty's house is teepeed and fans burn CMR's effigy outside the Georgia Theatre, citing Chubb's sub-par performance as proof that CMR has no idea what he's doing.
Georgia Southern: Dawgs 52-0. Chubb hits 300 plus and the Dawgs cruise in a laugher. After the game, CMR is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his work with underprivileged children. However, it is later discovered that some of those children were from Gainseville, Florida and fans lose their minds and call for CMR's head. Sources also cite fans unhappy with CMR running up the score on GSU.
Georgia Tech: Dawgs 33-3. The game day crew is in full bromance with Nick Chubb as he hits 2,000 yds for the season and the Dawgs run away with some revenge for last year's debacle. Fans, however, call for CMR's firing, citing the fact that Chubb would have hit 2,000 yards during the WLOCP had Georgia replaced CMR with any other coach.
SECC vs Bama. Dawgs 28-0. CMR discovers a cure for all cancers, but the real story is Keith Marshall who lead all rushers with 200. Brice Ramsey passes for 300 as the Dawgs cruise. ESPN produces a piece about CMR being on the hot seat, citing his inability to shut out Bama twice in the same season. "They clearly weren't ready during the first game and got lucky. He's obviously distracted by this cancer-thingy." Herby is quoted. Fans agree and burn bibles at the Tate center.
NC. vs OSU. Dawgs 45-0.CMR discovers a lost trust fund buried under the Butts-Mehre building that allows the university to pay back all the loans of every student for the last 50 years. Chubb rushes for 350 yards and cements himself as the greatest Georgia running back ever. Fans see this as evidence of CMR's pact with the devil and refuse to acknowledge the dethroning of Herschel Walker. Greg McGarrity caves in and fires CMR. Fans call for the beheading of Greg McGarrity, citing his termination of CMR as evidence of his inability to retain a superior coach.
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