5 -- four to hold the jewel-encrusted throne for Urban Meyer to stand on, and one to go looking for him, since he's taken another job by the time the lightbulb needs changing.
at Alabama?
Just one, but you have to pay him $32 million to do it.
at Kentucky?
15 -- one to change it and 14 to chase Tubby Smith off campus.
at Tennessee?
2 -- one to change it and the other to tell the NCAA about the way Alabama changes its lightbulbs
at Ole Miss?
They'll only let you change a lightbulb there if your last name is Manning. Gonna be dark in Oxford for a good long while...
4 to steal the lightbulb
3 to watchout for Fulmer so they don't get caught
4 to actually install the light bulb
3 to get Sabans approval and...
3 to lament that back when Bear was around they didn't need light bulbs because Gods own light illuminated the program and the entire state with the exception of the agricultural school down on the plains.
