SEC lightbulb jokes

How many people does it take to a change a lightbulb at....

Arkansas: 5. One to change the bulb, and four to get their Mommies to complain to the Athletic director that the new bulb doesn't give off the right color of light.

Ole Miss: 20. Five to meet in the Grove to discuss changing the bulb, five to write letters to newspapers explaining how the old bulb is a proud tradition and is misunderstood by people who want to change it and ten to go deer hunting and not even realize there is a lightbulb to begin with.

Help me out here, add your own. Let's get one for all SEC schools.

Florida: 25

20 are still chasing Lindsey Scott while the other 5 are trying to figure out which way to screw.

I know, it was lame.

Tennessee--- 0, they don't have electricity at the trailer parks yet.

Those 2 were great.

South Carolina-- 20. 10 are busy talking about the season to come, 9 are busy talking about the season before, and 1 (Spurrier) is too busy talking about how good they will be in 3 years.

dawgs511 wrote:

South Carolina-- 20. 10 are busy talking about the season to come, 9 are busy talking about the season before, and 1 (Spurrier) is too busy talking about how good they will be in 3 years.

Wouldn't that be 21? One has to screw the lightbulb on!