Reminds me of a very close friend of mine. Tony was a Miami Policeman until retirement a while back. One of the stories he shared with me over a few tall cool ones went something like this . . . .
We would take the scum into the jail and damn if they didn't "fall all the way up the stairs". Never could figure out why they liked to fall going up the steps so much. They should have known that was going to cause health problems.