Lou Holtz = Idiot

Nah, Granny Lou has been senile for at least 30 years......right about the time he took over as the NY Jets' head coach and tried to make Joe Namath run a Veer Option in the NFL. Read Namath's book and see what HE thought about Mr. Holtz's intelligence level.

Yeah, you're right, but I just can't pass up the chance to blame anything on the 'cocks.

Ah hah. You've hit the nail on the head. I live in the land of the nearly dead and the dearly mulletted (Florida). It's the old \"can't-see-the-forest-for-the-trees\" syndrome. Lou doesn't know he's senile. Everyone around him is too polite to let him know. It's like at work, when someone is asking me why we don't carry cottage cheese and I say \"Sir, it's right in front of you..\" Lou does the same thing. \"The Cocks will upset the Dawgs this year...the Cocks will upset the Dawgs this year...\" \"No sir,\" says I, \"the Cocks suck...er..well, I'm sure you know.\" Of course, eventually, he'll be right, but he'll also be dead and THAT will be the spookiest part of his prediction THAT year. Man, I gotta switch to decaf.

From this point forward I will simply refer to him as \"Te blow\".

I heard he had a cure for the Mullet.

No one has a cure for a mullet. Florida is living proof.