Okay, last one....here's a joke you may have already heard...
Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: An Alabama fan, an
Auburn fan, a Tennessee fan, and a Georgia fan. They had been arguing
all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most die hard fan.
Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Tennessee fan proclaimed to
the other three, \"This is for the Volunteers!\" and promptly threw himself
off the mountains as a form of sacrifice, screaming Rocky Top as he fell to
his death.
Not to be outdone by the Tennessee fan, the Alabama fan jumped up and
Shouted, \"This is for the CRIMSON TIDE!\" and threw himself off the mountain
screaming \"Roll Tide Roll!\" as he crashed on the rocks below.
Refusing to be outdone by the Tennessee and Alabama fans, the Georgia
fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, \"This is for the
DAWGS!\" and without hesitation, pushed the Auburn fan off the
mountain, shouting - -
\"Fly War Eagle Fly!\"