True DawgSpeare. Rather than drinking before I drive, I prefer to drive before I drink. Makes everything much easier and less complicated. Also less dangerous!
I have been known to partake in a several adult beverages. I can't say I've never driven either. I can say I've learned my lesson. Albeit, the hard way. I do not condone such actions and I'm glad I got caught. It curbed me of dangerous behavior before something bad happened. I don't do it anymore. Besides when your buddy is the bar tender at Between the Hedges. You get a bartender and a DD all in the same instance.