The Ballad of Rocky Top

I composed this last year AFTER the loss, in response to all those Urnge Idiots who came on talking trash. I think it serves as great motivation for Saturday's game, as well. Enjoy!

\"The Ballad of Rocky Top\"

Seems to be a drought on Rocky Top
When it comes to the SEC
Hasn't been a trophy on Rocky Top
In eight years and counting
Tennessee came down and beat Georgia
Fifty-one thirty-three
But they ain't beat the Dawgs on Rocky Top
Since they had a QB named Tee
Rocky Top, you'll always be
Almost victory-free
Watching the SEC Championship
From Rocky Top, Tennessee
Smokey got his national title in '98
And for that the Volunteers sing
'80, '42, '46, '27, '68
Uga wears five gold rings
Rocky Top, you'll always be
Inferior to the 'G'
Good old Rocky Top
A perennial 8-3 team

HEHE! You should copyright that! Then come sing it for us at the tailgating party!!!!!

GO DAWGS!!

We'll save that for next year. The Tennessee game happens to fall on my anniversary this year (first time since the day I got married, October 6, 2001). So I'll be at home, watching in my living room with my kids and my two Tennessee fan in-laws.

By the way, last time I watched a Tennessee game with them, we won 41-14! THE STARS ALIGN!!!

Well congrats and HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!! The UGA/FL game always happens on my father-in-law and husband's birthday, so I usually send them down there....I believe that tradition will stop until they can help produce a win for the Dogs!! The last time we beat those *&%#^@* Gators, they were at home. Makes you think.....
Anyways, have a FABULOUS anniversary!! I'm sure our Dawgs will make it a great on for you!

Hey miss_uga, you keep your father-in-law and husband HOME this year. We will have a patrolmen at the Florida state lines this year looking for them to send them back home to you !!

Also a big happy anniversary to you dapolla, hope the WHOLE day is a great one for you....oh, uh, and your bride of course.

Rocky Road-The Phat Phil Reprise
Sung to the lyrics of Rocky Top

Wish that I had some rocky road
So I could get my hourly fills,
Or vanilla chocolate overload
In the trough next to my swills

Once there was some sauce on rocky road
Cherry caramel, how bout that
And I ate until my belly growed
Now the linemen call me fat.

Rocky road, you’ll always be
Snack food just for me
Good ole rocky road
Rocky road’s all I see, rocky road you’re for me.

Once the QB stole my rocky road
Looking for a tasty thrill
Aint a man can take my rocky road
And play in the NFL

Corn don’t taste too good on rocky road
‘cept at the Ryan’s food bar.
But I’ll eat anything once on rocky road
Twice if I can get it charred.

Rocky road, you’ll always be
Snack food just for me
Good ole rocky road
Rocky road’s all I see, rocky road you’re for me.

Now I’ve had years of cramped up flatulence,
Seems gas is my only friend,
All I know is that awkward silence
When Fat Phil blows again.

Rocky road, you’ll always be
Snack food just for me
Good ole rocky road
Rocky road’s all I see, rocky road you’re for me.

Rocky road your so sweet, rocky road-the tasty treat,
Yeah rocky road you’re for meeeeeeeeeeee.