What? Are you nuts? Put a 'Bama media guide anywere near your pooper and you're just asking for something furry to start growing. Why do you think they wear overalls? I wouldn't let my cat crap on a 'Bama media guide.
"The freedom of individuals to verbally to oppose or to challenge police actions without thereby risking arrest is one of the principal characteristics by which we distinguish a free nation from a police state."