They've got dumb, but not dumber

Holy cow, I couldn't have paid for better humor. The NCAA broke up the dumb and dumber fellas at SC. Poor Stevie. If you listen closely, you can hear the visors whimpering in the dark of the night....


sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/...ligble.ap/index.html

I guess since Spermier couldn't get the lamecocks to lower their academic standards, he figured he'd try to get the NCAA to. What a douche cake.

Right. Any lower and the diplomas are going to be written in crayon.

I think we should make special rules for South Carolina. Maybe we can get their students shorter buses or something. It is simply not fair to expect people from SC to be able to read and write like the rest of the country. It is South Carolina.