Our "O" line played "Grown Man Football" last night.
Marlon Brown plays "Grown Man Football".
Todd Gurley is just a SERIOUSLY JACKED UP "Grown Man" who plays "Grown Man Football".
Keith Marshall - Grown Man. Ken Malcome? Grown Man. Richard Samuels? Oh yes - Grown Man. Tavares King? You guessed it - Grown Man.
Aaron Murray chucked it like a "Grown Man".
Jarvis Jones - Grown Man. Just like always. What did you expect? I really enjoyed those sacks last night. Especially that one on 4th down. You could see it coming for about 10 seconds, like slow motion, only it wasn't slow motion - he hit the QB like a brick wall fell on him.
Last night, pretty much the entire team was a bunch of nasty, spit-in-your-eye, smash you in the mouth, shove you around like you are nothin' but a sissy-Dandy-from-Vandy, full Grown Men.
Coach James Franklin's team took it again last night, like they do every day, like they ALWAYS WILL take it. They suck and they know it and everyone on earth knows it. I used to not hate them. Their "coach" changed that.
I PROUDLY admit to being a Gurley-man, because Gurley and Jarvis Jones are the Mack Trucks of Grown Men.