Hey duck - we SQUEAKED by in this one, didn't we?! 5 touchdown wins should only be tolerated against South Carolina, or Florida. Anything less than 6 is a LOSS.
Open letter to "Coach" Mark Richt,
Dear "Coach", if that is what you so boldly call yourself,
You got lucky against Missouri . . . you and everyone on earth knows it . . . and now you've pulled out a miracle against Florida Atlantic - whoever THAT is. And FAU scored another TD against you in the second half against the clarinet section . . . unacceptable.
We know you have dirty pictures of McGarity in your shoe box at home. Give them up. We want you gone. A REAL coach would have won this game convincingly. Like Frank Beamer. Or Bret Bielema. Or John L. Smith. Or a MANS man, like Steve Superior!
Please do us all a favor, "coach". Just walk away from the game. You are not fit for leadership - you couldn't lead a bunch of drunks picking up trash on the side of the road. Put down the clip board and walk away.
Unfortunately, you will not be fired for this debacle. 3-0?! Are you kidding us?! The horseshoe you must have crammed up a very uncomfortable part of your anatomy has to be a burden. Too much of a burden. Give up, "coach". Walk away.
Thank you in advance for your hasty exit.
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