Old Fart Football

I think Nixon was pres when I first heard the story

break up Thursday on to Friday!!!!! "Go Dawgs"


An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says,

'Seven Points.'


His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'


The old man replied, 'its fart football.'


A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,'Touchdown, tie score...'


After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm

ahead 14 to 7.'


Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,

'Touchdown, tie score.'



Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,

'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man



He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and
accidentally soils in the bed.



The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'



The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

........

Sooooooo.......I assume SHE won that game!!!!!

Mayor wlayton,

Me thinks more than likely you are correct about whom one said game

yankeedawg1 wrote: Mayor wlayton,

Me thinks more than likely you are correct about whom one said game

Well, one thing we know for sure.......she didn't change sides after halftime.