Thanks for embarrassing the SEC

You know how we know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a "teethbrush".

And of course, there's the old stand-by: What does an Alabama girl say when she loses her virginity? "Roll over, diddy, yer crushin' my cigarettes".

Oh, it goes on and on . . . I want to apologize ahead of time for that little bit of tired, tastless-ness.

BTW, it seems that jboy has left the building. He was probably shocked when I told him his team was playing LSU in their bowl game, not us.

How do you like them Apples, bitches!!!

Your mascot is still toilet paper, jboy. I mean -

"YO' MASCOT B TOILET PAPER".

Go away unless you have football to talk.

jboy wrote: How do you like them Apples, bitches!!!

I like apples. They are tasty.

If you are referring to the game your team won then congratulations for doing what I have been saying here for months. LSUs secondary was all reputation. They can, could and were beaten this year. Saban passing like he did exposed that weakness even with an inferior QB. Maybe I should be coaching in the SEC.

Hard to listen to anything from anyone with boy as part of his or her moniker

I think jboy is really one of us just having a laugh. I refuse to believe that even an Alabama fan would be stupid enough to waste his time taunting fans of a team 'bama hasn't even played since 2008 and won't play until December of 2012 at the very earliest. Otherwise he would have to be taunting literally every team in the nation.

No, he's fake.