CLEMSON

I am dying laughing. Now that is funny....

Wartdawg wrote: Maybe he could sit on CMR's lap during press conferences and they could do a ventriloquist
act.

Priceless. That's a performance from Bozo I'd actually like to see.

wart, you need to be a comedian:)


I quit playing QB in high school, so Bobo should know more than me; but that said, even I know why we have red zone issues.

Bobo, I will say this slowly so you understand:

When you get to the red zone, it is harder to throw vertical routes. Therefore, THE SHOTGUN DOESN'T WORK THAT GREAT INSIDE THE 20. TWO TE, SMASH MOUTH FOOTBALL, MOVE THE PILE you dimwit.

Here is the difference in us and bama's philosophy:

If Bama has 1st and 10 say at the 15, they will have 6 plays to score a TD becay=use they power to the 5, get a first down, and then have 3 additional chances for a TD; UGA, at the 15, throws three vertical, back of the endzone, or corner routes that are low %, therefore, we only get 3 chances to Bama's 6.


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Help me here Bozo: if Bama gets 15 yards in 6 running plays, that is about 2.5 yards per play. We have to average 5 yards per our theee pass plays.

You figure it out.

That philosophy would never work for Bobo BS. It makes too much sense.

BulldogShannon wrote: wart, you need to be a comedian:)

Hey we love our Dogs but ultimately the reason we love college football is that it's supposed
to be fun, right?

So why not have some fun with it. The tone around here has been a bit serious, so a tiny
bit of levity might put things back into perspective.

Guys, ever since the UCG game was completed, I have looked at this UF game coming up as my final barometer of CMR.

Well, the week is here.

In our favor:

1. The game measn more to us this year.
2. We both have the offweek, unlike the years they get it and we done.
3. We have a more settled coaching staff.
4. We are healthier.


NO REASON to lose this game. If we do, then we were outcoached. Period.

Win, I'll keep CMR on life support; lose, and well, he has to go.