Just ran accross this today - brings back great memories - sorry it's a bit long - most of you probably remember this
Greatest Headline in the History of Sports Journalism
Ladies and Gentlemen –
I make no secret of my love for the great Southern writer Lewis Grizzard He could make you laugh He could make you cry And sometimes he would make you mad as hell But he was ours And make no mistake about it Lewis was a Georgia Bulldog And he wasn’t Politically correct Period So I feel it appropriate to recant a story about Lewis and agree with Coach Vince Dooley that this was “the greatest headline in the history of sports journalism…”
Enjoy…..
You may not believe this…
But Happy Dicks was a linebacker at the University of Georgia in the mid 60′s, which should make this article about the young journalist from Georgia, the late Lewis Grizzard, even funnier.
It was Friday Night….
On the eve of the Georgia – South Carolina game over 40 years ago, three Sigma Pi fraternity brothers were drinking a few ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon Beers at the old Callaway Gardens Apartments on the Atlanta Highway…
In case you were wondering and for the guys that are still out there..
They were “The Hound”, “Tex” and “Bake”….
They were discussing the upcoming game against the Gamecocks and lamenting the fact that Georgia was going into the game with several key players out with injuries, including the Dogs starting defensive end Billy Payne and his roommate, Middle Linebacker Happy Dicks.
Around ten o’clock that night, another fraternity brother, Lewis Grizzard, came to the party after he got off work. Their buddy Lewis was inactive at the time because he had gotten married over the summer to his high school sweetheart, Nancy. In addition to taking a full load at the University of Georgia, he was working two jobs to help pay for (as he called it) this expensive habit.
A talented young man, he was writing two columns daily – one in the morning for the Athens Banner Herald and one in the afternoon for the Athens Daily News.
Lewis walked in, went straight to the refrigerator, got a beer, plopped down in a chair, pushed his glasses back up his nose and announced…
“Gentlemen, with any luck at all tomorrow morning you’ll witness journalistic history. I have submitted my column and if it gets by my editor – and there’s a good chance of that happening, since he looked drunk earlier this evening – you’ll enjoy the greatest headline in the history of sports journalism”.
He refused to tell them what it was he had written, and to be honest with you…
They all forgot about it by the time the evening wrapped up.
As Lewis went back to his lovely, young bride, the three fraternity brothers went back to the Fraternity house to get a head start on the football weekend.
The next morning, as usual, they all went straight for the Sports Section.
As they pulled the sports section out of the paper, all they could do was smile, because their buddy had pulled it off.
To this day, Vince Dooley calls it his most
DOGS TO PLAY COCKS WITH DICKS OUT
There’s no doubt about it, it was the greatest headline in the history of sports journalism.
We still miss you Lewis
