I just hate the color orange in general. I live in florida so of course I hate the gaytors. My moms family came from eastern tennessee so I have to hate the inbreds from knoxville. I do not actually hate AU as much but just to keep life simple I hate any team in orange including the following...
UF
UT
Auburn
Climpson
Syracuse
The Netherlands
Halloween decorations
Hooters girls
As with any blanket policy some exclusions are not good. I had to replace the ladies from hooters with the Dicks wing girls. I am currently on the look out for a nice red white and blue ABA style basketball to replace the traditional orange. I now drink grapefruit juice for breakfast also.