Do you suppose this couple had a \"Gator\" sticker on the back window of their 4x4?
TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME: Guy Dugas, 49, told his girlfriend, Louise
Deeringer, 56, that he had no idea where her teeth were. She didn't
believe him. \"You're going to tell me where my teeth are, or I'm going
to kill you,\" she allegedly said, according to the resulting police
report. The Tampa, Fla., couple, who have been together for 11 years,
ended up locked in combat, with Dugas giving Deeringer \"flying
lessons\", she told police -- throwing her into the air -- and Deeringer
allegedly chasing Dugas out of their mobile home at the point of a
kitchen knife. Both were arrested: Deeringer charged with felony
aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, and Dugas with misdemeanor
domestic battery. Police found Deeringer's teeth, where they had fallen
behind the couple's TV. (Tampa Tribune) ...That's better than last
time, when they found them clamped onto Dugas's ass.
GATA! Woof!
