Um yes, I'm a Vawl. Ah think that owuh team heah in Knoxville is so pres-ti-jee-us that puh-haps theah ain't no coach who's good enough to coach tha Big Urnge. But heah's mah short list:
Pete Carroll
Mike Ditka
Joe Paterno, but only Joe Paterno from 1982 or 1986.
Mark Mangino, cause I likes mah boys tuh be BIG
Gawd
Gen. William Neyland
If'n those coaches ain't in'trested in mah Vawls, then tuh HAIL with em! Ah'll coach tha team mahself! Now I just gotta get Peyton Manning and Jamal Lewis back on mah team and Ah'm in bizness!
Red and Black, Win or Lose