Since I don't think we're ready and we've been underacheiving big time, there have been some questions as to what I would do to make us a better team and get us ready for the games coming up.
Well, here is what I would do.
First of all for penalties and mistakes: Whenever someone made an unnecessary penalty that shouldn't be made or a butterfinger receiver failed to make a catch they should have made, I would set up a dunking booth on the quad sometime during the week after the game with said butterfinger receiver or undisciplined player in it, and I would charge students like 5 bucks a throw to throw a ball at the target and try to dunk the player and give the money raised to a local Athens charity. Or charge money and let people throw whipped cream pies at them, one. I would make them publicly accountable for their misdeeds and make them understand that lawlessness and carelessness would not go unpunished.
