I just got my copy of LG's \"Life is lie a dogsled team...\" If you don't have it, get it. My wife never read Lewis...how could she, being a Florida cracker and all. She picked up the book and said \"who the hell is Lewis Grizzard?\". . . I know, I know, I should divorce her now, but I think she's coming around. She couldn't put it down and laughed all the way through. Still, for our viewing pleasure, here's a few lines from Lew
\"I was at a Georgia football game with a friend when Uga, the team's English Bulldog mascot, stopped at midfield and began to lick his genitals. My friend said, \"I wish I could do that.\" And I said, \"That dog'll bite youuuuu!\"
\"At Clemson University, a major Southern agricultural school, they've discovered a new use for sheep--wool.\"
\"Every time I hear about a quarterback finding the Lord, I wonder if he'll finally be able to find his secondary receivers.\"
\"I was standing at a urinal beside two fellows at a Georgia-Auburn football game. The Georgia fan finished his business, zipped his pants, and headed for the door. \"Hey, Bulldog,\" shouted the Auburn fan, \"don't they teach you guys to wash your hands after using the bathroon?\" The Georgia fan replied, \"No, they teach us not to pee on our hands.\"\"
Grizzard, Lewis \"Life Is Like a Bobsled Team...\" 1995, Longstreet Press, Marietta GA
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