Welcome to both of our new Dawgs. Dawg/Tiger, while I don't like it, I know where you're coming from. My wife's family is from Louisiana and one of her cousins plays for the Bengals. She knew who to pull for in '05, though...even though my mother-in-law was rooting for the wrong side...
Welcome to you too, StaffordGirl. My hope is that by the end of the season you'll be a StaffordWoman, as Matthew comes into his own Dawg Manhood.
How about BayouDawg? There's a double entendre there that should work for both sides of your personality. Dr. Jekyll will appreciate the dawg reference, and when you lose your friggin mind and pull for LSU, Mr. Hyde can hang his sanity on the Bayou...
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