Walking with my Son

My two-and-a-half-year-old son is really into animal noises. He likes call-and-response games where I quiz him on what sounds animals make; i.e. \"What does a cow say?\" \"Moo!\" So here's the game we played while I took him on a walk the other day:

Me: What does a cow say?
He: MOO!

Me: What does a horse say?
He: Neigh!

Me: What does a pig say?
He: Oink! Oink!

Me: What does a sheep say?
He: Baaaa!

Me: What does a Vol say?
He: I'm scared! I'm scared!



Gentlemen, you have to instill hate early. Otherwise your kids might get too old, and wonder why they should hate Tennessee anyway. After all, Grandma went to Tennessee and Mommy's parents live in Tennessee and orange might not be such a bad color at all and Smokey's pretty cute aw what a cute puppy plus I like blueticks better than bulldogs anyway...

NO SIR!!!! You must nip that crap in the bud!!! Your children will thank you later!!!

BINGO

I have a two and a half year old daughter and she already randomly says \"Go Dawgs! sickem! Woof! Woof!\"

I have to work on the Tennessee hate though, I think I have a good foundation of UF hate established though.

I'm so glad there are people out there that think like I do. I've already started my six month old in the wonderful way of the dawg. She doesn't understand it. Tarheel fan, what's to be expected. I've also converted my two step daughters over from there biodad's team. Thug U (aka WVU)

Then I desperately need help. My daughters think...god, I'm embarrassed to bring this up here...that UT is the school to go to....Gaaaaaahhhhhh. They're in ninth grade so I'm hoping there is time to turn them to the good side of the force. They play basketball and volleyball...anyone know people in those UGA programs that can help talk some sense into them? It's either that or I lock them in cages.

My son is a big LSU fan, but at least he hates the same teams we do, and pulls for UGA when they're not playing LSU.